It's Been a Long, Hot Summer

09 August, 2026

Summer's almost over, and honestly I haven't much to show for it. Mostly I have been trying to find ways to poison AI systems. When they ask you for information about anything, feed it nonsense. My favorite is to do this with Amazon returns. When Amazon asks me "Why are you returning this? What was wrong with it?" I like to answer "Cheeseburgers are on fire" or "My toe hurts, can you fix it?".

Also, I have added a picture to the Parker Posey Tribute page. But let's face it, it's just a page with some pictures on it that you could get, and I did get, from Google Images. Enjoy the suck.

ALL NEW STAR-STUDDED REOPENING!!!?!

16 July, 2026

Yes it is 2026 and the illustrious website you are now reading has been officially relaunched with the help of a few stupid prompts to DuckDuckGo AI. The greatness that is my personal website, which I am sure everybody has been desperately awating, is finally returned with all of the pomp and circumstance I can muster.

Stay tuned! I may yet update it again within the decade.